Dawn of an Evil Millennium

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• Genre(s): Action, Horror, Fantasy, Comedy
• Language(s): English
• Director(s): Damon Packard
• Cast(s): Ronald Lacey, Miles O'Keeffe, Damon Packard

• Duration: 20min
• Similar To: Slaughterhouse Rulez, Sharknado
• Story:
  An epic, 20-minute, completely fabricated theatrical trailer for a crypto-Vestron Video cheapie (by way of Willow-era Ron Howard)—a supposedly 18-hour movie about a Jeff Daniels lookalike demon sent to destroy the planet (and possibly the universe) with his "Turbo-power!" Olds dragster. There are shades of John Carpenter's They Live, caffeinated Evil Dead speed-freakery, a cameo by Miles O'Keeffe, and uncanny movie preview clichés, such as sentence prepositions that never reach a resolution: "On an alien planet…the beauty and wisdom of a sorceress…." Sometimes the liner note blurbs speak for themselves: "Damon Packard is to Stephen Spielberg what George Kuchar is to Douglas Sirk."
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