Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias: One Show Fits All

"Gabriel Iglesias: [after his celebrity status got him out of a traffic stop] Oh, Houston, for the first time in a long time, my son was actually impressed by something that I did. You gotta figure. [gesturing to the room] Gabriel Iglesias: This is... it's not impressive to my son. Because he grew up in this environment. Okay, this does... [something floats down from the rafters] Gabriel Iglesias: You saw that, right? [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: I saw like a... that's, like, the third one I've seen. It's, like, stuff keeps... [chuckling] Gabriel Iglesias: People upstairs from Tomball, "Keep talkin'." [he pantomimes dropping things over a balcony] Gabriel Iglesias: All right, I'll tell you guys what happened. Shakira performed here a few days ago. And... and Shakira has an amazing show, okay? She doesn't just come out and... [ululating and dancing a little, he then hums "Whenever, Wherever"] Gabriel Iglesias: [singing] Together, together. [cheers] Gabriel Iglesias: [after pantomiming dancing again] I think I just hurt myself. But there's a part of her show where all of a sudden it was... [pantomiming confetti cannons firing] Gabriel Iglesias: And there's cannons with confetti that shoot everywhere, right? And I think that was leftover Shakira. [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: Yeah. Can we edit out the part where I... I burned 800 calories?"

"Gabriel Iglesias: So, let me give you a heads-up as to what has happened since the last time I did a special. Um, my son Frankie is now 19 years old. [cheers] Gabriel Iglesias: 19 years old, high-school graduate. He has all his shots... ladies? [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: People tell me all the time, you know, "Why do you talk about your son so much?". 'Cause he won't leave. [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: "Does he like it when you talk about him?" I said, "No he hates it". "Well, why do you do it?" 'Cause he won't leave. [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: I'll tell you what he likes to do right now. He likes to sit around the house and watch videos of other kids playing video games. See, some of you are clapping. I didn't know that was an actual thing. I asked him, "What are you doing?". "I'm watching other kids playing video games". I said, "That's... really? Why?" Well, they're professionals. I'm like, "Why would you watch something that you could be doing?" 'Cause they're professionals. "That's dumb". "Really, Dad? Every Sunday, I see you watching football. How come you don't play?" [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias: I didn't even argue. I just cut off the Internet."