Sexual Witchcraft

"[Sheri Williams comes into the living room and is shocked to see Carrie and Cleopatra kissing each other on the couch] Sheri: Carrie! [Carrie and Cleopatra stop kissing, turn around and are surprised to see Sheri] Sheri: What the hell is going on here? Carrie: [putting her clothes back on] Uh... I, um, well, uh... this is your wedding present! Sheri: What? Who is that girl? Cleopatra: I am Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt. Sheri: Right. What is going on here? Carrie: Well, um, it's like this: Uh, I overheard you and David talking on the phone about the cosmetic line and you needing a new idea! Sheri: Keep talking. Carrie: Well, who has better beauty secrets than Cleopatra! So I brought her here from ancient Egypt so that she could tell me, and I could tell you as a wedding present. But she wanted a tribute before she would tell me, so I was just pouting up. That's all. Sheri: That's an incredible story. Carrie: I know it's an incredible story, but it's true! Sheri: Okay. What is Cleopatra's big beauty secret? Carrie: Well, I don't know. Cleo? Cleopatra: June bugs. Sheri: June bugs? Cleopatra: June bugs. You take the tiny little wings and crush them into a fine powder and mix them into your base makeup. It gives the skin a brilliant glow. Sheri: I'm supposed to tell David that he needs to grind up the wings of June bugs and place them in Maribelle's beauty products? Cleopatra: Works for me."

"Sheri: [wakes up after a peaceful sleep and yawns] Wow. Must've been the champagne. Carrie: [magically appears in front of Sheri] Hungover? Sheri: [turns her head and sees Carrie] What are you doing here? Carrie: Well, I thought I would drop in to... check out your new digs. Sheri: People usually wait for an invitation first. Carrie: Why would I do that? We're practically family. Why pick knits? Sheri: What do you really want? Carrie: Me? Nothing! But your absolute happiness. After all, that's why I am your best friend. Sheri: You were never really a great friend. You didn't even give me a wedding gift! Carrie: Well, not yet. I feel bad about that, but I'm working on it. By the way, does your husband know you're a witch yet? Was that not in the vows: "I will take this witch to be my lawfully wedded hag"? Sheri: No, he does not know yet. Didn't seem too important to mention it at the time. Carrie: Well, I'm sure he'll be surprised when he finds out. Sheri: And how would he find out? Carrie: I... I don't know, but I'm sure it'll slip out sooner or later. Sheri: I'm sure with you, it'll be sooner. Carrie: Perish the thought. Sheri: Well, if you don't mind, I've got things to do. Carrie: I can take a hint. Catch ya later, BFF. [magically disappears into thin air]"